Saturday, 5 February 2011

I Spit on your grave-2010 Review By Jonny t.


MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS,BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Well,Where do i start?
I first heard at sometime last year or the back end of the year before that they were going to remake the 70's exploitation flick"I spit on your grave"Now i was never a fan of the original i mean how could you really say you are a fan of a film that has constant rape of a woman??
Having seen the 1st one only once(and i was a while ago)it was with some trepidation that i decided to watch the remake and i have to say its pretty good,now maybe i could be accused of double standards with regards to my comments on the original but it seems to me that even though obviously the rape scenes are in the remake it doesn't seem as constant as the original,you do hear a lot of after talk from the rapists and i did get to the point when the 2nd rape scene appeared that i though"why the fuck am i watching this"it is obviously grossly unpleasant but maybe having seen"A Serbian film"this year i was a little less shocked,sick fucking film!
Anyways,The rape goes on the she disappears,all manner of twists ensue then her revenge starts kicking in and boy does she get revenge!!
It has to be some of the most violent scenes i have seen in a long time and not one of them is let off lightly in anyway,as with the original where one of the rapist gets hung there is nothing within this film where anyone gets off half as likely,wince factor 10,that's all I'm saying!
So in summing up i would give this a recommend,obviously the rape scenes(especially the one involving the retard kid)are very harrowing to watch but its worth sticking with as i did to see the revenge,as for a re watch factor I'm not too sure,Kudos to the lady who played the victim and overall the acting was top notch,real believable hateful characters with some very clever twists and turns,
Jonny t out,.
7/10.

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Kill Speed-Contest!


KILL SPEED
ON DVD 31 JAN 2011

DIRECTED BY
Kim Bass

STARRING
Goldberg
Robert Patrick
Greg Grunberg
Nick Carter
Tom Arnold
LIVE FAST OR DIE TRYING
Starring ex WWE Heavyweight Champion Goldberg and Walk the Line and Terminator 2 star Robert Patrick, KILL SPEED is a fully fuelled adrenaline rush that also stars Greg Grunberg (Heroes, Lost), Tom Arnold (True Lies) and Backstreet Boy Nick Carter.

A group of young, speed-freak pilots make a fortune transporting crystal meth across the Mexican border into California in their supersonic, 300mph planes. Chasing the Hollywood lifestyle of girls, parties and stacks of cash, they take ever greater risks.

But when they are asked to fly in their biggest shipment yet, worth $2.7 million, their antics attract the attention of the FBI that wants to use the boys to smash the supplying Mexican cartel. Caught up in a deadly and duplicitous game of cat and mouse the “Flyguyz” are about to run their craziest mission yet.

Kill Speed is a high octane mix of Fast & Furious and Top Gun and speeds onto DVD 31 January 2011.


KILL SPEED COMPETITION!!!


To celebrate the January 31st DVD release of Kill Speed, we’re giving 3 lucky winners a copy of the high-action film on DVD.
Pre –order your copy of Kill Speed now on HMV


To be in with a chance of winning a copy of Kill Speed, just answer this simple question:

Kill Speed star Goldberg originally made his name doing which of the following?

a) Wrestling

b) Synchronised Swimming

c) Stand-up Comedy

Email me at jonnyscultfilms@gmail.com by Febuary the 4th for your chance to win,
Good luck,
Jonny t.

And The winners are:-
Robin Brooksbank
Gaynor Jennings
Natalie Goatley

WELL DONE!!

Friday, 21 January 2011

What I've seen so far in 2011.

Hello All,
Just some recommendations and avoids of some of the stuff i have seen so far this year,i will be doing this on a monthly basis so i hope it helps you all find some good films and avoid some stinkers!
The opinions stated below are mine only and may sometimes be bullshit :-)
 1- Black Dynamite.
A fantastic spoof of classic 70's Blaxploitation flicks,one of the very few films that made me cry with laughter,go watch now 9/10.


 2-The Town.
Ben Affleck in a good film???Yes indeed he is,great heist movie with tension,twists and great action,very well directed and scripted and a great performance from the great man Pete Poslethwaite who will be sadly missed. 8/10
 3-Winters Bone.
Oscar touted low budget gritty drama and boy is it grim!When i watched it and it had finished i felt so deflated,but it really is one of those films that sticks under your skin and since viewing me and Emma have had many a discussion about it so there is something there,Just watch it when you are in the right mood! 7/10
 4-Despicable me
OK,so its a kids film but what the hell its a very good one at that,super evil villains that want to take over the world and battle against each other,come on whats not to like!Great animation as well. 7/10
5-The yes men fix the world.
Fantastic documentary from a few years back,these guys expose all the corruption within corporate America with some jaw dropping stunts,fantastic and very informative.8/10.


The last exorcism
Well,Finally got to see it and i hated it!To me it was boring,no real scares and oh boy that ending,one of the biggest disappointments for me in a long time 4/10!!!!!
Outcast
New horror from the UK starring James Nesbitt as a demon hunter from Ireland,not great not bad either,good monster and gore though,so if you like low budget horror,give it a try,i thought it was pants 3/10.
Skyline.
Big budget looks from a low budget alien invasion flick,really annoying characters and way too many war of the world rip off bits but its a great turn your brain off Sunday afternooner!7/10

A Town called Panic
Now what can i say about this apart from"Fantastic!!"Plastic toys Indian,cowboy and horse get kidnapped and its french lunacy at its finest and with a running time of around 73mins its perfect. 8/10.
 Big river man
A mind blowing documentary from a couple of years back about a guy who decides to swim the entire length of the amazon river to raise awareness of the plight of the rain forests,he does lose his mind at some points and drinks heavily even whilst swimming and is quite large but as the film says"The last true superhero"go watch now!! 8/10
Buried
From the director of"The poughkeepsie tapes"(which does seem buried by the studio!)a tale of a man entombed in a coffin in Iraq is not for the clostraphobic,A very well made film that keeps you guessing what will happen right until the end.7/10.
The usual suspects.
A classic from a few years back,This is only the 2nd time i have seen it and boy do you notice loads more,so if you haven't seen it you must do now and if you have,give it a re-watch,a classic indeed. 9/10

BONUS VIDEO-THE USUAL SUSPECT IN LEGO!!!!

So there you go folks,that's what i have watched so far this year,i will return next month with all of everything else i have watch and please feel free to send me your recommendations to be featured to jonnyscultfilms@gmail.com
Take it easy,
Jonny T.










Thursday, 20 January 2011


“THE BEST BRITISH HORROR FILM SINCE THE DESCENT.” (FOUR STARS) – EYE FOR FILM.
Outcast, the debut feature from director Colm McCarthy (Spooks; The Tudors; Murphy’s Law), is an “intelligent, engaging, and unexpectedly creepy” (FearNet.com) contemporary supernatural horror film steeped in ancient Celtic occult, mythology and mysticism.
Boasting a strong cast of established British and Irish acting talent that includes James Nesbitt (Five Minutes Of Heaven; Murphy’s Law), Karen Gillan (Doctor Who), James Cosmo (Sons Of Anarchy), Kate Dickie (Somers Town; Red Road) and Christine Tremarco (Waterloo Road), along with up-and-coming newcomers Niall Bruton and Hanna Stanbridge (Lip Service), the film has been described as “a monster movie, a murder mystery, and a Polanski-style tale of strange emotional ties that gradually unravel in several unpleasant ways” (FearNet.com) and as “a bold, ambitious first feature… a genuinely menacing piece of horror” (Twitch).

On the run from a deadly pursuer and using an ancient form of magic to hide themselves, Irish travellers Mary (Dickie) and her teenage son, Fergal (Bruton), wind up living in a dingy flat on a run down council estate in the suburbs of Edinburgh. Shortly after arriving, Fergal makes friends with a pretty, feisty neighbour, a Scottish-Romany girl called Petronella (Stanbridge), but it is a relationship which the fiercely protective Mary is determined to prevent from developing – and for very good reason.
Meanwhile, Mary and Fergal’s hunter, Cathal (Nesbitt), a mysterious, terrifying and extremely dangerous man, is closing in. Using his own dark magic to trace his quarry, Cathal’s arrival in the Scottish capital coincides with a spate of brutal murders on the suburban estate. The killings appear to be the work of an inhuman beast and a connection to Cathal soon becomes apparent. What remains to be seen, however, is whether Cathal is responsible for the bloodshed and slaughter or if his mission is to prevent it.
A smart, stylish and original addition to a recent wave of quality British horror movies, Outcast proved to be one of the standout features for horror fans at London’s Film4 FrightFest in 2010.


Outcast (cert. 18) will be released on DVD (£12.99) by Momentum Pictures on 17th January 2011.
Available now to buy on Amazon



Outcast Review by Jonny T.
Hello Folks,
Just watched the new British horror"Outcast"and i must say its Pretty good!
I wasn't expecting a great deal not having heard a lot about it and when i saw james nesbitt i though"not sure about this"But i was more than pleasantly surprised.
It deals with a boy(Fergal)and his lets say slight obsessive mother on the run from Ireland for reasons that become very clear later in the film,The chosen one James nesbitt is given the powers and authority to hunt them down by way of having his back tattooed with ancient Celtic symbols,The tattooing is done in the old style tap and needle and its a very painful scene to watch!!
I must give out kudos to mr nesbitt as in this he is actually very good indeed,with his long beard and gritty look it works perfectly.
So the hunt begins.....
They are tracked down to a real grim housing estate in Edinburgh and boy is it grim!Then people on the estate start to go missing one by one,you get a brief glimpse of the monster that is doing this with great gore and effect.
I can't really say too much more as the film does have quite a few twists and turns but what i will say is when you do get to see the monster it is very impressive indeed especially for the budget of the film,
So i would give this a definite Recommend!
Jonny T.

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

The Flirting Club contest!

Hello all,
I have kindly been give 3 copies of new hot comedy"The flirting club"To give away,
Email me your answer by January the 31st for you chance to win!
Goooood luck!
Jonny.

To celebrate the January 24th DVD release of British comedy The Flirting Club, we are giving a away a copy of the DVD to 3 lucky winners.
In an industry first, ACADEMY AWARD ® nominee Alex Jovy (Holiday Romance, Sorted) and co-director James Bedford have used ‘the X Factor of the film industry’ to create a classic British comedy - the very first feature film to be cast over the internet.

Jamie, age 29 going on 12, is a loser, a virgin, and has been given a one month ultimatum by his parents: find a girl or marry Laura, ‘the human pig’ from next door. With two left feet, zero pulling skills, a best friend who thinks farting into pint glasses is funny and a schoolboy infatuation with his Hot Boss, Jamie, is all out of options.
 Help is at hand, however. An accidental encounter with his local Flirting Club might just hold all the answers.  The group of social misfits meets every week above a pub in order to discover the secrets of love, relationships and finding the perfect partner. The only problem is, these guys need serious help and they're not getting it, any of it.





The Flirting Club is released on DVD on January 24th 2011; pre-order a copy now on http://www.amazon.com/
To be in with a chance of winning just answer this simple question:
In the film, where do members of the Flirting Club meet for their weekly meetings?
  1. Above a pub
  2. In the park
  3. In a shop basement

Thursday, 23 December 2010

Jonny's Cult Films Podcast - Episode 3,Its christmas!!!!!!

Hello Folks!
Here is the Christmas 2010 Podcast,In the show we(well mainly me)have the odd rant  and rave,especially my Danny Dyer rant(i'm not a fan!)and this years weird Human centipede,but its mostly about the best and worse films that we and the listeners have seen this year,the second part of the show is a preview of films we are most excited to see in 2011,So happy xmas to  you all and have a very happy new year and a big thanks to all the listeners!
Have a good one!
Jonny t and the boys!

DOWNLOAD LINK BELOW!

JONNYS CULT FILMS PODCAST,IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

An interview with N.J.Hallard-Aurthor of Breaking news:An Autozmbiography

AN INTERVIEW WITH NJ.HALLARD


Hello Folks,
I have just read the fantastic book from N.J.Hallard"Breaking news an Autozombiography"and i must say its pretty fantastic!
This guy is one of the best upcoming horrors writers around and i have been fortunate enough to interview him for this blog and for your pleasure!

An Interview with N.J Hallard.

1-From reading the book it seems very personal with a lot of the characters and indeed the dog,are these based on people you know?

Very perceptive - you're the first person to ask me this! Just under half the main characters in Breaking News: an Autozombiography are based on my friends and family. We've all spent so many hours talking about surviving a zombie apocalypse that any story I was going to write had to include them. But also as this was the first novel I've ever written, I suppose I wanted to make the writing experience as unthreatening and therefore as easy as possible.
Their character traits - and indeed those of the two dogs - made for an easy starting-point, enabling me to concentrate on the storytelling. But as the writing progressed, the characters in the book evolved to something beyond the actual people. Everyone who is in the book has read it (indeed for a year or so the ONLY people who had read the book were those who are in it - so it was tough working out if all the positive feedback I was getting was purely because people like reading about themselves lopping heads off zombies and looking pretty damn cool!).
As it turns out almost everyone who has read it now, says its a real page-turner - even those who don't know me or my little group of friends, so that was reassuring! For the legal beagles amongst your listeners, I have sought (and received) the express permission of every one of my acquaintances who makes an appearance in 'Breaking News: an Autozombiography'.

2-Within the book there are a lot of pop culture and zombie film references,were these your main inspirations for the book?

My main inspiration for the book is to get more people like you and me writing - so much creativity goes to waste these days. I want anyone to be able to self-publish their own 'Autozombiography', and use that word in the title without signing anything or paying any fees. The only thing I would suggest is that the structure of the outbreak in your book sticks roughly to the simple, generic timeline available on Baron Cissbury's blog.
England's people are still quite tribal, and our long history is in evidence all around us. This is especially so in buildings and structures (sometimes created for past battles) that could be adapted to protect humans from the undead - castles, keeps, caves, islands, tower blocks and the like. If you haven't played out your own zombie-survival narrative in your head, you're not a true zombie fan!
I wanted this book to inspire people to get writing, because I found creating a 300 page book far, far easier than I ever thought it could be. If you have ever discussed with friends what surviving the zombies would be like on, say, a docked passenger ferry, or in your boarded-up local pub, you need to write your own Autozombiography. I tried to touch on the possibilities in my own book, with my characters hearing rumours of other encampments - like how a Hell's Angels chapter sets up camp at Tintagel Castle in Cornwall - to inspire people to think of the coolest way they could survive in their area, and what shape their band of survivors might take.
As for the zombie film references, I wanted the story's universe to be here and now - including the fact that zombies exist in fiction, and therefore some people will know what to do already. This was a chance for the horror geek to reign supreme! But also I think the biggest cliché in zombie movies is when people look after a bitten friend - you KNOW these chumps have never seen a Romero movie. But what if zombies really came tomorrow? You, me and all your listeners would instantly know what to do, and I found that a fascinating concept to work with.
3-How are the sales of the book going?

Given that I have created, published and am marketing the whole book with a budget of less than £200... very well indeed! I dread to think how much the marketing budget for some fiction is. Money invested is directly proportional to copies sold, so I'm not going to be retiring anytime soon.
A big boost came when I finally got my head round Kindle and how to format a book for e-publishing. The main publishers - the people who hold the .pdf file of the whole book - are Lulu.com., and if you buy from them I get around 30% of the cover price of £12. I had to submit it to Amazon, because I'd be mad not to, and if you buy from Amazon I get less than 10%. However, if you buy the Kindle edition from Amazon for five quid or so I get 50% of the cover price as there's not physical layout for either party in terms of ink, paper or postage. However, by far the largest amount shifted have been paper versions sold from Amazon, so a sale doesn't necessarily mean a significant difference in my bank balance each time a book is sold. In a word, pretty well but I've not quite broken even yet! I didn't do it for the money though, in all honesty.

4-I see from your website that you fight against the zombies is constantly updated,when can we expect to see a sequel?

Well, I do know exactly what will happen in a sequel for 'Breaking News: an Autozombiography'. I keep the Twitter and blog events separate and kind of free from the constraints of time. I occasionally let the Baron post news on the blog which will back up the starting point of the sequel (about a year after the last page of the current book), such as re-fortifying the ancient barricades of Cissbury Ring.
Its a toss-up between writing a sequel and something totally different. I am confident that I can write another book, and I have lots of ideas. I am most excited by the direction I can take the inhabitants of the Cissbury Ring encampment though, if I'm honest. Time is another factor of course - it took four years from writing the first word to having the finished paperback in my hand. When I started writing it, print-on-demand didn't even exist! A second book will be at least a year, even if I started writing it tomorrow, but I have a two-year-old now, as well as a wife, mortgage and my own business. If anyone wants to give me an advance to write, I'd drop everything like a hot brick - er, except perhaps the family!
5-What do you think of the conversion from page to the screen in "The Walking Dead"
I am really O.C.D. with regards to 'reading' films and good TV, which are my passion. I always try to leave a gap between the publicity explosion for things I know I'll like, and actually watching it. Hence I haven't seen a single screen shot of the series, and as far as possible haven't read anything to do with the series (even though some people on Twitter seem to delight in posting spoilers). Hype can taint how I perceive a text, and I'd rather see it in as pure way as possible. I didn't know anything about Zombieland for example until the BluRay was in my PS3 and the first frame was onscreen.
I hate to have other people's opinions floating about my head as I watch something for the first time. Its about maximising my own enjoyment, and I can't recommend isolating yourself from a film's hype enough as a way to do this. Probably not what the host of a film podcast wants to hear, but there you are! So I can't say, but I will be buying the whole lot on BluRay when it is available. I have of course read the graphic novels, but I was bought them for my birthday whilst I was writing 'Breaking News: an Autozombiography'. They stayed on my shelf, unread, until I had finished the book.

6-Would you like your book to make it on to the big screen or even TV?

Does the pope shit in the woods?! Of course! I have even chosen the soundtrack for the trailer! If anything I had my other passion of video games in mind when writing the book. I love the open worlds of Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead, but also the pinpoint visceral accuracy of shooting moving objects in Call of Duty (I hit 100,000 kills on Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare's online multiplayer the other day by the way). I really enjoy the customizable weaponry of Dead Rising and the collectable activities found in management games like Pocket Frogs. I think 'Breaking News: an Autozombiography' lends itself to all of these gaming passions of mine. But of course the holy grail is a movie.
7-If it were to be made in to a film,who would you have in mind to play the lead role and who wouldd you think would do it justice as a Director?

The main character in 'Breaking News: an Autozombiography' is unnamed throughout the book. He is an 'everyman' as far as I could make him, but he is me in essence. A video game would be great in the first-person, which means we never see the main character, but this would be almost impossible in a mainstream film.
Everyone in the book is rather unfashionably in their thirties, but I wouldn't want to change that. My money's on Sam Worthington (from the awesome Terminator Salvation; the dog's egg that was Avatar; and funnily enough the voice of Mason in the latest Call of Duty). He'd have to lose a bit of weight though, as he's pretty built but I'm more like under construction. I fancy seeing if Kate Moss can act to play Lou. Al would be played by a skinhead Colin Farrell. Jay by Jack Black, if he can muster a decent accent and a straight face.
The zombies would use the same green-screen technique from Terminator Salvation with a mix of prosthetics and CG - they built solid structures which half-covered green lycra suits. In post-production they modeled whirring cogs and pistons to map onto the bits of green left visible, which appeared to be within the bodies of the actors playing the various Terminators. In my world, the zombies would have cloth and flaps of prosthetic flesh covering the green body suits, but the CG element would be glistening organs and sinews which would appear to be inside their body cavities.
As for directors, I was very impressed with McG when I watched him on the extras of Terminator Salvation. However, my two old college friends have found much critical acclaim with their recent indie flick Down Terrace and I've worked with them on a sci-fi feature before (as production designer), so I'd have to give them first dibs. Actually, I'd probably direct it myself!

8-What is your favourite zombie film?
That's not fair. I love Night of the Living Dead for genuine creepiness, but Dawn of the Dead is my favourite Romero because it made such an impact on me as a young lad. It still really, really freaks me out. Shaun of the Dead was an absolute masterstroke, and I'll admit I am a little in love with Frost and Pegg. Zombieland was pretty awesome, but some of the decisions the characters made towards the end (er, close the gate behind you? Twats) spoilt it a bit for me, although Harrelson is magnificent.
28 Days Later is not a zombie film. Zombies don't run, and these ones are all still alive but infected, as far as I can make out. If I may quote from my own book, "...I'd rather watch Aliens, or Zulu...". Hence the remake of Dawn of the Dead, in my opinion, just simply chugged monkey cock for an hour and a half. That is a lovely opening sequence though, I'll admit. But, speaking as a genuine ex-film student, if you really want to see someone playing a dead bloke who WILL come and visit your dreams, look no further than Max Schreck in F.W Murnau's Nosferatu from 1922. Seriously.

9-Would you recommend any other good zombie fiction?

No. I just simply haven't read any which I was that impressed with. How arrogant am I?!
10-Any messages to your fans?

Just simply a huge thank you. I tweet on Twitter as the main character from the book, from the encampment, using a battered iPhone salvaged on a raid which somehow connects to the internet (this isn't in the book at all). Dozens and dozens of people from all over the world regularly interact as if they are surviving the zombie holocaust in their own encampment. This is the creative drive I think people should tap into to create their own Autozombiography - their imagination and creativity always take me by surprise. Thank you!
 
 
So there you have it folks!A great man with a great book and he is so great that he even gave me a copy of his booked"signed"as a contest prize!
So for your chance to win Please answer the following question,
How many Zombie Films has George a Romero made to date.
Email me at jonnyscultfilms@gmail.com with the answer.The contest will end on january the 5th so good luck!
If you would like to  pick up a copy before your chance to win,it would make a great pesent for any horror fan it is available now on  ww.amazon.com  http://www.amazon.co.uk/ also on amazon kindle and lulu!
 
Please also when you get the time head over to http://www.njhallard.wordpress.com/ for all the updates on the zombie story a ton of other great stuff from Baron Cissbury!