It's that time of the week again, it's................Competition time!!!
This week and for the next 3 Jonnys Cult films have been kindly give 3 of the awesome Teddy scare dolls to give away by the awesome website The Geekest Link,we'll be giving one away a week so just send your email to firstname.lastname@example.org with the header Teddy Scares!!Be sure to head over to their site to see what other awesome stuff you can pick up.
THIS WEEK'S TEDDY SCARE PRIZE!
They're baaaack! Half the size and double the terror, Teddy Scares Morgue Minis™ are out to wreak havoc.
As a child your teddy bear was there to love and protect you from things that go bump in the night. Now you've grown older and your toys have been forgotten... but they never forgot.
Your once loyal, stuffed friends have undergone a hideous transformation - these cannibalistic cadavers have returned from their graves to exact a bloody revenge. They used to be cuddly and cute. But no more.
ONCE SOFT AND CUDDLY, NOW DEAD AND BLOODY.
Victim: Mazey Podge
Reference: File # LUVL-E-1
Date of Death: 11/11/99
Mazey Podge Comments:
1.Eyes are not native to bear. Origins are still unknown.
2.Fur is cut from many sources. Her stitching is sub-par. Traces of perfume found in fur.
3.Died while staring into her own reflection
Mazey Podge Reactions to her looks have always been intense. To gaze upon her has caused some to vomit, while others have died. Mazey always saw this as a compliment, “It must be because I’m so drop dead gorgeous. Mazey Podge is 6” tall and freakishly plush.
We say: WOW, these new Teddy Scares are brilliant. They look and feel great and capture the grisly feel of the line in a pocket size! Well worth having by your bedside - they'll probably scare the demons away!